
HEETA scalp massager shampoo brush: Shampoo, but it feels like a salon visit.

Bedsure fleece blanket: The “I’m not leaving the couch” uniform.

Bruder moist heat eye compress: Microwave it, flop on the couch, do nothing. Recommended.

Ninja Fit compact personal blender: Smoothie straight into the cup you drink from. Fewer dishes, more smug.

Oster cordless electric wine opener: Press button, receive wine. No corkscrew wrestling.

Instant Pot silicone egg bites mold: Coffee-shop egg bites at home. Smugness included.

Cuisinart egg cooker: Perfect eggs, zero babysitting the pot.

Zulay handheld milk frother: Café foam for the price of one fancy latte-ish.

Fullstar vegetable chopper & spiralizer: Dice an onion without crying about it (mostly).

HOTOR leakproof car trash can (2 gal): The other car trash can. Leakproof, for the soda-spill era.