
Mermaker burrito tortilla blanket: Become the burrito. Gift wrap optional.

Buddha Board water painting board: Paint with water, watch it vanish. Art with zero commitment.

Instant Pot silicone egg bites mold: Coffee-shop egg bites at home. Smugness included.

The Official BS Button: For meetings. You know which ones.

6-port charging station with stand: One spot for every cable-hungry device in the house.

Oster cordless electric wine opener: Press button, receive wine. No corkscrew wrestling.

Poo-Pourri pocket toilet spray: The friend who saves your dignity. Pocket-size.

OHill self-adhesive cable clips (16 pk): Stop crawling under the desk for the charger. Again.

Ninja Fit compact personal blender: Smoothie straight into the cup you drink from. Fewer dishes, more smug.

Archie McPhee Yodeling Pickle: It’s a pickle. It yodels. Gift accordingly.